I was cast from this Earth by old great yellow in a spit of fiery vengeance that has been culminating over many a moon.
My crimes against humanity? Playing minecraft in UT2004 and digging through terrain previously inaccessible. Forgive me for I have sinned, have mercy upon my soul. I have had a large hand in the prevention of many an exploit, I urge thee to consider this.
My exile further increased due to my desire to play the game, the urge, to kill. It is true, the real crime here is my overwhelming enjoyment of shooting people in the face.
Grant me some absolution in this darkest of hours.
I may be opening the city gates to the forces of the troll nation, but I am tolerant of these troll people. They were peaceful once.
