[239] OFFICIAL STATEMENT [239]

[Fox]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
Fubar was officially accepted on BIcycle-1 as smegma dispenser.
Unfortunately, we still haven't figured out how to evacuate ourselves, because Russia and Poland ban Heavenly Peoples from Cosmical Universe for leftist ideology.
We will reconfigure kurwabenders to achieve transvibration to Dragon Pussy Planet (Winged Planet X-239).

[Eiforia]

U can use flying hellbender to evacuate, with Den as a driver.

[taries]

I see many ppl, don't have Fubar's skins, here it is: http://www.fileplanet.com/145337/140000 ... 4----Bunny

[Fox]

Good news! More of Heavenly Cosmical Goodnes From Plejadian Universe is to come!
Not only will Fubar be taken away on Bicycle-1 for crack addicts, there will also be ships Bicycle-2, Bicycle-3 and Bicycle-4 for shemales and transvestite midgets, as well as toxic eels.

We are now awaiting star signal from Universal Cosmical Peoples of Sky from Universe of Cosmos. If everything goes correctly, we should receive photographs of their newly constructed fleet.

[CONNECTING]

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from autismlib import 239*
239.call_cosmos....

[INCOMING TRANSMISSION]
Dear earthly humans of people planet Earth. We are cosmical peoples from universal cosmos in the sky. We send you pictures of our logistics. We ae totally not a scam. Planet X is real, we promise. Please send more money and smoke more weed. Illuminati confirmed. Over.
[TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED]