IKS vs 239 showdown

[Fox]

As some of you know, IKS decided to challenge jolly fellas from 239. It was supposed to be a fun semi-skillful fuckaround with no strings attached.
We contacted 239 leader - fubar - in hopes of scheduling a fight.
Unfortunately, fubar seems to be constantly high on shoe glue and etiopian weed, which makes contacting him incredibly difficult. Is any other 239 disciple willing to take responsibility of respoding to our challenge, or will 239 prove once again what bunch of incompetent cowards they are?

[d0ge]

IKS is a joke compared to [239]
Planet X is coming you fool... open your eyes
Don't you dare to insult our glorious leader fubar u little scumbag

[THEXalez]

[Parolo]

where is planet x

[iRobot]

i wouldnt miss this for the world m8s

[Fox]

Imagine what a laugh we must be having in IKS, when even I, a designated forum poster, who always tries to stay as correct as possible, have to say it:

239 has (to noone's surprise) once again proven itself useless

After a rather... extensive campaign to gain fubar's attention, we finally decided to grab a homeless jenkem addict's shoe and offered fubar a sniff if he responds.
He stated that he is unable to gather 239 as a collective to fight against us. It was truly a sad display of powerlessness as he inhaled ball-sweat from the shoe.
Our poo-indicator was off limits.
Because of that we now officially label 239 as hopeless, useless, and gay.
We also label Cole as straight so he does not get away with the last slander.